MIAMI! you never come! please do miami.
I'm not saying you could stay at my house, but you could stay at my house. Soooo much nicer than a hotel and dogs and cats to snuggle with. Even fish if that's your thing! You could do a concert too. We miss you in Minneapolis!
Philly fans demand you come near to them! Even Baltimore would do!
Dear Maria Bamford (or whomever checks these posts, if indeed it is a real person, cause I would imagine at this point yer probably pretty busy with your comedy career and it would save time and needless lack of sleep to just kinda compensate someone like a manager or an elf or a manager's assistant to read them for you; book the show send a memo yadda yadda I'm not in show business this is a shot in the dark! but then it might be difficult for that person to separate themselves from this ambiguous online identity and I can't tell you how messy that could get because I actually don't know...or do I? in which case a robot would be a potential solution. there..just sayin, maybe you could pass this on to her, please), thank you for being so funny, and sharing that with the world.. ITS AN HOMAGE!
New York, please. (Smack-dab in the center. The long, skinny island. You can't miss it.) Okaythanksbye.
Royal Oak Michigan Maria! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase!
Maria, please come back to Minneapolis! Thank you for talking about mental illness in a very honest way using your considerable talents and wit through the Maria Bamford Show. Love it!
What 37-year old comedian stars in the new Comedy Central series, "The Comedians of Comedy Tour" (as well as in the independent film of the same title out on NETFLIX), is in Variety's TOP TEN COMICS TO WATCH, has been the talk of Montreal, Edinburgh, Aspen, Kilkenny and Melbourne Comedy Festivals and was voted by Comedy Central viewers as one of their Top Ten Favorite Comics? ME! MARIA BAMFORD! That's who, sweetpeas! Now I will go on about myself in the 3rd person! Maria started her performing arts career in Duluth, Minnesota at the age of 11 where she starred in the Chester Park Elementary production of "How the West Was REALLY Won!" (Conservative message that didn't include the perspective of indigenous nations). A short 24 years of self-discovery and secretarial work later, look at her now! She is certainly on some kind of predestined journey! Comedy Central Presents...Maria Bamford (her 2nd half-hour special!) 2007 NETFLIX "The Comedians of Comedy Tour" Comedy Central's "The Comedians of Comedy Tour" Los Angeles Magazine's COMIC TO WATCH (2005) LA WEEKLY Pick of the Week Variety's Top Ten Comics to Watch Late Nite with Conan O'Brien The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Comedy Central Presents...Maria Bamford Comedy Central: Premium Blend, USO Tour, World Comedy, Tough Crowd International TV: ROVE LIVE, THE GLASS HOUSE, THE GALA Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor on PRI Best in the Festival Melbourne Comedy Festival Winner She also performs comedic voiceovers! She is a series regular on the animated Nickelodeon series' CatDog and BARNYARD and has been a guest star on Oxygen series Hey Monie!, the Cartoon Network's Home Movies and played a spider in Charlotte's Web II (a straight-to-video deal.) And recently, Maria landed a role as "The Neurotic Farm Wife" in the upcoming animated feature by Steve Odekerk, BARNYARD . Some of her other credits include, STUART LITTLE 2 (small part), LUCKY NUMBERS with John Travolta (pretty big part), Dharma and Greg (very small part) and The Trouble with Normal (medium-sized part). Yeah, pretty awesome, huh?
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