sweat. mold. 8 arms. one throat. electricity. 200 000 000 seconds before our time the five elements of rock found together deep under the surface of earth. it was the birthplace of a phenomenon known as “my sister's name is frank” which immediately spread all over eastern austria in dozens of explosive eruptions. doesn't matter if conserved in the studio or live and straight – an end seems not to be in sight. you as affected host or distributor should be aware of known and unknown side effects of “my sister's name is frank”. despite riots and devastation haven't been reported yet, the large number of neck disorders, decreased consumption of beer and mass hysteria should be considered. the origin of the term “my sister's name is frank” remains largely unknown and is shrouded in legends of pilgrimages and surgical sex changes. will the world ever get behind this secret? we doubt it, but the rockophile audience may find hidden answers at www.mysistersnameisfrank.com and www.myspace.com/msnifrank. these inevitable sources of information keep you up to date regarding predicted eruptions, stories of survivors and cutting-edge pictures and downloads. it is highly recommended to stay tuned and follow the official instructions.
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