Something Called Nothing

YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF WASHING YOUR FACE AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WONDERING ABOUT THINGS AND THINKING "WHY THIS?" AND "WHY THAT?" TO WHICH YOU COULD EASILY ANSWER "WHY NOT?" YOUR LITTLE BRAIN PUT FORTH THIS COMPLEX QUESTION---CAN SOMETHING BE CALLED NOTHING??? NOW YOU’VE NEVER CONSIDERED YOUR SELF A DEEP THINKER BUT THIS QUESTION HAD YOUR BRAIN CELLS BEATING EACH OTHER UP FOR ANSWERS. HOW CAN SOMETHING BE CALLED NOTHING? YOU TACKLED THIS GREAT QUESTION FIRST BY REVERSING IT---CAN NOTHING BE CALLED SOMETHING?? SURELY IF YOU REACH INTO THE AIR AND GRAB "NOTHING" AT THAT POINT DOESNT "NOTHING" BECOME SOMETHING? PERHAPS. IF YOU’RE SITTING AROUND DOING "NOTHING" THEN WOULDNT IT BE SAFE TO SAY THAT NOTHING COULD NOW BE CALLED "SOMETHING" BASED ON THE ACTION PRECEEDING NOTHING?? ABSOLUTELY!!!! SO YOU CONCLUDED THAT NOTHING CAN BE CALLED SOMETHING. BUT HOW CAN SOMETHING BE CALLED NOTHING??? AT THIS POINT YOU CAN NO LONGER RECALL HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN STANDING THERE OR IF THAT’S SWEAT ON YOUR FOREHEAD OR WATER FROM WASHING YOUR FACE AND AT THAT MOMENT YOU LOOK CLOSER INTO THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND THE FIREWORKS GO OFF IN YOUR HEAD. YOU ARE SOMETHING CALLED NOTHING!!!!!!!!!