MOSHPIT

October 2003 :

Moshpit, having been interned for severe mental
dysfunctionality in Turrdsukr Hospital since early 1952,
decide to escape after the doctors deem it necessary
to deny the group its one true love: apple pie.
To make matters worse: Disney Channel-viewing
privileges were also postponed without notice.

Moshpit's sensational contortionist capabilities aided
them greatly in their daring escape through the
ladies' bathroom which continued, for quite a long time,
into the neighboring sewers.

January / April 2004 :

After their magnificent escape, they wandered
aimlessly in several Eastern European countries,
such as Tahiti and Bolivia. May 2004 :

They finally settled down on the Northwestern shores
of the Cayman Islands, after having fallen in love
with the seashells they found in a local gift shop. January 2005 :

This was the start of their heavily experimental ‘tribal'
period.
This essentially came down to them slapping each
others asses, a lot, and breaking coconuts
over their heads.
They promptly recorded their next demo with Vendredi,
a local sound engineer.

March 2005 :

Extremely satisfied with the results of the sessions,
they squeezed the recordings into a bottle of diet 7Up,
which was thrown to the North Sea.
5 minutes later, the bottle was picked up
by a crack head in Brooklyn, who mistook
the floating unidentified object for a Columbian treat.
Needless to say the coke fiend died of
a sudden heart attack.

2006:

The trio is still nowhere to be found….The evidences contradict each others.....
some people would have located them with the Astropolis Festival in Brest, others claim to have seen them in Printemps de Bourges, others still with the Exhibition venue of Le Mans city or in Toulouse at the time of immense rave-parties......
Some people ensure that they are holding a postcards shop in Loreza, in Sclerazie .....

2007:

Several European governments suspect the gang to have carried out experiments on their populations, without being able to prove it.
From Den Haag to Dublin, mysterious cases of devastating auditive hallucinations seem to be attributed to them.

2008:

Messages intercepted by the intelligence service of The Vatigone are now clear: the three most wanted impostors of the millennium seem ready to make the whole planet go deaf, thanks to a revolutionary bacteriological weapon. Columbo is already on the case…

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