kimya dawson

kimya dawson loves corn. not so much canned corn but corn on the cob, raw corn kernels in salads, popcorn, and popcorn flavored jelly bellies. mostly just yummy cobs though. sometimes when she gets home from tour her dad has boiled or bbq'd a dozen ears of corn and then put them in a bag in the fridge so kimya can just eat as much corn as she wants. usually she has 4 at a time. after she eats four corns she makes a big poo. sometimes she tells her mom about her poos. and they laff at what a big poo it was. sometimes she tries to show her brother, akida, her poo, but he doesn't want to see her poos ever. then they laff about her trying to make him look. then she sings a song for akida that is so long with a lot of words. and then he sings a song for her that is so short with a lot of words. his songs like to be about wrestling sometimes and he is her favorite songmaker. then she chases skyler (her nephew, he's almost 5) all around the house and they scream "where you going?!" at each other. then she plays word games like bespelled or scrabble rack attack on the computer all night long. sometimes in between there somewhere she will walk 3 miles with her bestest friend from forever, tina, and they will talk mad shit and maybe go get a couple decafs. because sometimes tina has trouble making a poo and a coffee helps her poos come out. but when kimya isn't at home doing these things she is going all around the world with her guitar singing some songs about why you should be glad about the stuff you have and how it's okay to be sad about stuff and people you lost. and how you should be weird and wonderful and proud to be you. and how she loves you and stuff. and then she will give you a hug. and it will feel like every ounce of her being is seeping into you. and that is because it is. she wants you to have it. she don't need nuthin but a smooth ride, and some corn.