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GWAR The Most Destructive Band in the Universe!
| Date | Time | Location | Watching | |
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| Nov 8 | None | GWAR - Job For A Cowboy - The Red Chord Dallas | 3 people | |
| Nov 9 | None | GWAR Tulsa, OK | 1 person | |
| Nov 10 | None | Gwar Lincoln, NE Buy tickets | ||
| Nov 11 | 8:00 pm | GWAR Denver Buy tickets | ||
| Nov 12 | 7:00 pm | Gwar Albuquerque, NM Buy tickets | 1 person | |
| Nov 13 | 8:00 pm | GWAR Tucson, AZ | ||
| Nov 14 | None | Gwar Phoenix | ||
| Nov 15 | 6:30 pm | GWAR with Job for a Cowboy, The Red Chord San Diego Buy tickets | 2 people | |
| Nov 16 | 8:00 pm | Gwar Los Angeles Buy tickets | 4 people | |
| Nov 18 | 7:00 pm | Gwar Ventura, CA Buy tickets | 2 people | |
| Nov 19 | 8:00 pm | GWAR Chico, CA Buy tickets | 1 person | |
| Nov 20 | 7:00 pm | Gwar, Job For a Cowboy, Red Chord Sparks, NV | 3 people | |
| Nov 23 | 7:00 pm | Gwar Los Angeles Buy tickets | 2 people | |
| Nov 24 | 8:00 pm | Gwar San Francisco Buy tickets | ||
| Nov 28 | 7:00 pm | Gwar, Job For A Cowboy, The Red Chord, Benign Spokane, WA | 1 person |
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"Ahhhh, foolish Scumdogs", The Master laughed. After thinking about what their punishment should be, he finally decided: GWAR shall be banished to a miserable mudball planet called Earth...
The Earth rumbled when the mighty Death Pod crashed into its surface. Shaken and confused, GWAR crawled out and looked around. Thinking they could have a nice little planet once its cleared off, they destroyed the dinosaurs. Afterwards they created Stonehenge so they could play croquet, and weren't having that bad of a time. The Master looked down upon this and frowned, what kind of punishment is this? So to stop the nonsense he imprisoned GWAR in an iceberg on the frozen continent of Antarctica.
Millions of years later: 1980ish. Glam rock was at its peak, groups like Poison and Whitesnake were dominating the airwaves. They inspired a whole slew of new "hair spray" bands. But little did they know, all of that hair spray put a hole in the ozone - right above Antarctica! Soon the unfiltered gamma rays melted the iceberg and GWAR was free.
Meanwhile, Sleazy P. Martini was fleeing the country on drug charges, flying over the former tomb of GWAR. He picked them up and brought them back to America. He taught them how to use instruments and they learned the language from watching midget wrestling and MTV. Soon GWAR was known as the greatest band in the Universe...
Unsatisfied with being worshipped by humans, GWAR still wishes to take revenge on The Master. They discovered a way. If GWAR could summon the World Maggot, they could ride it back to the center of the universe and finally defeat The Master. The World Maggot is a large maggot that lives in the center of the Earth, the only way to wake it is to slaughter millions of innocent people. So, taking advantage of their newfound fame, GWAR puts on shows to which their fans flock. They murder and mutilate these fans, show after show, until enough blood is spilled to wake the maggot."
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Sep 3, 2009 3:09 PM
GWAR unleashes 'Lust in Space' on North America
Thrash-metal rockers GWAR have plotted an extensive fall and winter run of the US behind the band's recently released studio set, "Lust in Space."

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