|Other Tour Dates (10)|
|Apr 17||2014 Atlanta, GA - Doug Stanhope (if sold out here get tickets at or from the venue:http://www.theimprovatlanta.com/||The Improv Comedy Club & Dinner Theatre Atlanta, Georgia||Find Tickets|
|Apr 18||Doug Stanhope||Zydeco Birmingham, Alabama||Find Tickets|
|Apr 20||2014 Nashville, TN - Doug Stanhope||Zanies Comedy Club Nashville, Tennessee||Find Tickets|
|Apr 22||2014 Louisville, KY - Doug Stanhope||Comedy Caravan Louisville, Kentucky||Find Tickets|
|Apr 24||2014 Kansas City, MO - Doug Stanhope||Improv Kansas City Kansas City, Missouri||Find Tickets|
|Apr 26||Doug Stanhope||Juanita's Cantina Ballroom Little Rock, Arkansas||Find Tickets|
|Apr 30||2014 Dallas, TX - Doug Stanhope||Addison Improv Dallas, Texas||Find Tickets|
|Jun 12||2014 Corona, CA - Doug Stanhope||M15 Concert Bar & Grill Corona, California||Find Tickets|
|Jun 18||Doug Stanhope||The Punch Line Sacramento, California||Find Tickets|
|Jun 25||DOUG STANHOPE||Star Theater Portland, Oregon||Find Tickets|
Come by Buffalo! You'll love it here. And shit.
When and where are you coming to California?
Keith with all do respect we in Detroit are perfectly fucked up.
We have cold beer. I have whisky. Lots of whisky.
You'll be loved. Well, sort of. Come to Albuquerque. It's positively the biggest vortex of weirdness you have witnessed in a long time.
I am a comic, a drunk and lover of losers. Losers have the best stories and all the empathy.
I am old and soft in the middle. I think I'm the oldest guy on MySpace. Touch my belly. Go ahead, touch it. Squishy like summer dog shit.
I am a road pig, I travel doing stand-up of a cruel and unusual sort, creating as much live chaos as possible if only to break up the monotony of a world where adreneline seems to be a controlled substance.
I am also running for The Presidency of The United States in 2008. No, I'm not kidding. The Myspace page for the presidential run is the first in my Top whatever.
I play all over the country and all over the world in a lot of shitholes. I might be playing right down the street from you. Check the calendar or my road dates blog. If you only know me from television, then you aren't familiar with what I do. Television is shit but you take easy money when you can. Live shows are the only true freedom of speech left. Get out of the house. I will only be alive for so long.
I add all who ask and some that didn't. I join every group that invites me and a lot that would rather not have me. Fuck em. I cant respond to every comment or email, but I do to most and I appreciate them all.
If I've tried adding you and you don't know me, it's because I think you'll get what I do. And what I do isn't for most. Who knows what I saw that made me think that. I could be delusional. Maybe it's because you're a drunk, a freak, bi-polar, angry, disillusioned with it all, funny, irrational, impressionable, burdened or simply hot. Who doesn't like hot? Whatever it was, I ain't trying to bang you. I have enough problems. I have hooker money and my life is still a shambles.
Steal my stuff off of Limewire and don't apologize.
Then come to the show.
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