12/15, Sat 8:30 ~ JEWMONGOUS' Holiday Comedy Songfest ~ $17.50 +$2 processing in Pawling

12/15, Sat 8:30 ~ JEWMONGOUS' Holiday Comedy Songfest ~ $17.50 +$2 processing

. {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt; JEWMONGOUS' Holiday Comedy Songfest:{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;a href="http://townecrier.com/images/musicians/jewmongous800h.jpg" target="_blank"{e_description}amp;gt;{e_description}amp;lt;img src="http://townecrier.com/images/musicians/jewmongous300h.jpg"{e_description}amp;gt;{e_description}amp;lt;/a{e_description}amp;gt; Christmas (a.k.a. "the Christian Chanukah") is upon us, and {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;JEWMONGOUS{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; is gonna party like it's the 1999th-iversary of Christ's bar mitzvah! Featuring his new song Jesus Christ's Bar Mitzvah and original favorites like Taller Than Jesus, They Tried To Kill Us (We Survived, Let's Eat) and Phantom Foreskin, Sean Altman's beloved comedy song appeals to Jews of all stripes and even Jew-friendly non-Jews. Ex-Rockapella star {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;Sean Altman's{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; comedy song concert JEWMONGOUS is "tuneful and sharply witty" (Los Angeles Times), "relentlessly clever" (Chicago Tribune) and "bawdy with a wicked modern streak" (Washington Post), combining "the tunefulness of the Beatles and the spot-on wit of Tom Lehrer" (Boston Globe). Altman, who "writes hilarious and irreverent acoustic rock songs about his awakening Jewish awareness" (Jerusalem Post), founded Rockapella and led that group through its heyday years on the Emmy-winning PBS-TV series, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?, for which Altman co-wrote the famous theme song. JEWMONGOUS is not appropriate for children...unless you're training them to be sailors! {e_description}amp;lt;iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rAvTUXPEozo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen{e_description}amp;gt;{e_description}amp;lt;/iframe{e_description}amp;gt; More about{e_description}amp;lt;a href="http://www.jewmongous.com/" target="_blank"{e_description}amp;gt; Jewmongous {e_description}amp;lt;/a{e_description}amp;gt;| {e_description}amp;lt;a href="http://www.jewmongous.com/media.php" target="_blank"{e_description}amp;gt; listen {e_description}amp; watch{e_description}amp;lt;/a{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;RESERVATION INFO{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;* We do not reserve specific tables{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; except for TCC members, when possible (see {e_description}amp;lt;a href="http://townecrier.com/memberships.html"{e_description}amp;gt;membership benefits{e_description}amp;lt;/a{e_description}amp;gt;). {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;* Tables closest to the stage are held for dinner guests.{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;* The earlier you arrive, the greater the selection.{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; The Towne Crier Cafe is an intimate room, and there are no bad seats. {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;* "Show Only" tables are assigned after those reserved for "Dinner {e_description}amp; Show" parties.{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;* Recommended time for an enjoyable, relaxed dining experience:{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; Party of 2: One hour before show time Party of 3 or 4: Two hours before show time Party of 5 or more: At least two and one half hours before show time. {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;* $2 handling {e_description}amp; processing charge per ticket.{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;* All sales are final. No refunds. No exchanges.{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;a href="http://townecrier.com/faqs.html"{e_description}amp;gt;{e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;Additional FAQs{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt;{e_description}amp;lt;/a{e_description}amp;gt; {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;If you have any special needs{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; (wheelchair accessibility) {e_description}amp;lt;b{e_description}amp;gt;or requests{e_description}amp;lt;/b{e_description}amp;gt; (sit w/Smith party), please contact us using the field below.

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