"Wake up America! with Brad & Lori"

“Wake Up America! with Brad & Lori” is America's favorite onstage, late-night, morning talk show. It features celebrity guests, news updates, and all the fresh brewed coffee you can stomach. The show is hosted by Brad (Bradford Scobie, Pilgrim William of “Turkey Day with Pilgrim William,” Moisty the New York City Snowman, and the diabolical Doctor Donut) and Lori (Laura Sweeney, Brandy Van Pelt of “The Baby Daddy Show” and Miss Ilsa of The Vavavoom Room). Perched on their stools and white-knuckling coffee mugs, Brad and Lori boast Sam Champion smiles and sunny dispositions only Mike & Juliet could envy. They kick off the evening with an uplifting "Good Morning!" and launch into caffeine-fueled chit-chat about everything from the latest Hollywood news, to their own fascinating personal lives as F-list celebrities. But when they break for commercial, the studio audience gets a disturbing glimpse into Brad’s and Lori’s dark side. Brad is a closeted gay Republican. Lori is an ex-meth-head divorcee. And the two absolutely despise each other. But when they return from the commercial break, Brad & Lori snap back into their roles as sunny, WASPy co-hosts, bringing you unhealthy fitness tips and obsessive-compulsive household hints. Special guests include Eastern European Spazzercise Instructor, Eva Izzy Yolkavitch, (Julie Atlas Muz, Miss Exotic World 2006) blood-thirsty Legal Analyst, Sharon Needles, (Stephan Vara of “Plush Life”) and celebrity-hating gossip reporter, Templeton Starr (Bradford Scobie).