Spaghetti Dinner Fundraiser for Ari - Please Help

As some of you may or not be aware, one of regular members is in a position where they could really use our help. For the last several years, our good friend Ari has been suffering from what doctors call "I-Wear-Jeans-to-Play-Dodgeball-itis". This unfortunate syndrome seems to run in his family, as his brother is similarly afflicted by "I-Wear-a-Stocking-Cap-in-Summer-itis". Symptoms of this tragic condition include sweaty groin, denim induced chaffing and, of course, peer humiliation. Luckily, recent advances in pant and leg covering technologies have opened the door to a possible remedy. Although scientists have been able to craft shortened pants - sometimes referred to as simply "shorts" - out of a variety of modern man-made materials suitable for sporting activities, it does appear that those suffering from "I-Wear-Jeans-to-Play-Dodgeball-itis" are sometimes unable to make the transition without suffering anxiety and a severe adverse reaction. More recently, a once forgotten fashion technology from the 1980"s has resurfaced an offered hope for those brave enough to seek a cure. Behold the miracle of the Brett Favre approved Wrangler - Men's 5-Pocket Denim Short. This exotic jeans-short hybrid may be Ari's only hope to ever overcome his horrible affliction - but it comes at a cost ($12.88 +tax, specifically) Won't you please help support our good friend Ari by attending the upcoming Ari C. "I-Wear-Jeans-to-Play-Dodgeball-itis" spaghetti dinner and silent auction? With your help we know Ari has the opportunity to overcome this terrible syndrome and lead a better life. Thank you and god bless