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I've noticed a preponderance of new females coming to dodgeball. I know some of you must be single (and looking to mingle?) Please don't be intimidated by the fine looking single men of dodgeball - sure they're awesome, good looking studs, but you may be surprised to learn that some of them are a little awkward and shy around real women (as opposed to those they meet on WOW) In an effort to facilitate the mingling of our players (with the ultimate goal of breeding super dodgeballers for the... (read more)
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I've noticed a preponderance of new females coming to dodgeball. I know some of you must be single (and looking to mingle?) Please don't be intimidated by the fine looking single men of dodgeball - sure they're awesome, good looking studs, but you may be surprised to learn that some of them are a little awkward and shy around real women (as opposed to those they meet on WOW) In an effort to facilitate the mingling of our players (with the ultimate goal of breeding super dodgeballers for the 2028 Olympic team) I'm proposing a charity bachelor auction. Single Dudes - If your single, let it be known by RSVPing here. Once we have all of the single dudes accounted for, we'll open bidding for a date night with each. Single Ladies - feel free to also announce your single sattus by RSVPing here. FYI - we will be accepting and and all bids - even interesting trades. Fair warning - any one who bids on Jacob will probably have to settle for a buck on his bike to the nearest Burger King for the famed "Triple Whopper Challenge" (possibly paid for in part with coupons or a handful of dimes). Although it sounds iffy, many a lass has succumbed to his charms as a result of his animalistic binge eating display. If you find that a date with any of them to be utterly unappealing - consider having them come over and do some chores or perhaps just humiliate them creatively and post pictures for our enjoyment (FYI - Mike, Jesse and Tim look KILLER in a dress!) Sorry ladies - Alex is sadly taken (or so he says). All married people will be invited to draft a team and play "Fantasy Bachelor Auction" The first $20 raised will go to the paying off the last of the Meetup fee for the year. All other proceeds will be donated to "Dodgeballs for Tots" Feel free to join in on the message board thread for this event at: http://dodgeball.meetup.com/245/messages/boards/thread/8056843
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