WILD, WILD, WILDEST WEST

It's time to saddle up and mosey on down to the HFT corral, for a rootin' tootin' hootenanny. So grab your partner, ya'll throw on your best duds, cowboy boots, and don't forget that 10 gallon hat and get rollin', rollin', rollin'!!, on over to the Historic Fayette Theater that is, to see: The Wild, Wild, Wildest West, show dates are March 16, 17, 23, 24, 30, 31 at 8:00, with Matinee show March 25 at 2:00. This is a hilarious spoof of every Hollywood Western ever made! This musical comedy features a large cast of cowboys, cowgirls, can-can girls, wealthy villains, bumbling deputies and strategizing ladies! Great songs and immense humor for the entire family! Slick and wealthy Richard Coldheart must marry Polly Wanda Cracker to control the Cracker property. However, it's Polly's homely sister, Prunella, who wants to marry him! Meanwhile, our hero, Sheriff Wayne John, has his hands full surviving the hilarious antics of well-meaning but not-too-bright Deputy Doowrong. When a bundle of villains, including Snydley Dastardly, Kid Kid and Calamity Jan, attempts to take over Low Humidity Chasm (Aren't you sick and tired of Westerns taking place in Dry Gulch Canyon?), things really go crazy! You will need to pay close attention to whether the Schizophrenic Kid is wearing his white hat or his black hat, so you'll know whether to cheer or boo. You'll be whistling to a wide array of Western tunes, such as the lively bluegrass "Wild, Woolly an' Full o' Fleas," the rockabilly "Citizens of Evil" and the lovely ballad, "It's Always Darkest Before the Dawn." Don't miss out on the fun!