The Love Below

Not just a hilarious innuendo and a classic OutKast album but physically true as we are situated below street level. Bowling, Karaoke, Live music and oh-so-much-more…

Has it been a while? Not the Bedroom Athlete you once were? Worry not! The Congo Faith Healers will be on hand with a live set chock-full of slippery rhythms and bad-boy boogie…if this doesn’t’ get your juices (both proverbial and literal) flowing then you don’t have any! Be warned though: The Congo Faith Healers aren’t only infamous in these parts for their music… So, if you are lucky enough to be dating someone out of your league you’d better hold on tight while the ‘Faith Healers are on site!

Are you the romantic type? Mr or Miss old fashioned? The Love to Love DJs have got you covered with a wall-to-wall mix of smooth and sultry tuneage: from lounge jazz and classic pop to power ballads and chick-flick soundtracks…worry not: the lights will be dimmed and we have no CCTV.

Unlucky in love? Sick of dinners for one? Or maybe you’re a swinger with a gap to fill (in your diary)…either way Cupid-Bowl Speedating could be just the ticket! Sign up at the desk for one of the singles mixer bowling games to meet, greet and more with the cream of the eligible crop! (We are situated underneath Tavistock Hotel which has rooms from £99 per night)

Or maybe Mr or Mrs Right aint so Right afterall…bring em on down to Sage Advice for a complimentary and confidential counselling session with the world-renowned Dr. Joe Sage*.

So, whether you’re ‘lonely’ or ‘loved-up’, ‘hot n heavy’ or ‘holding out’ … swing on down to Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes for the ultimate Valentines Day love-in!

*Dr. Joe Sage has no medical qualifications whatsoever. He is the office intern and his advice is generally mediocre. Sage, however, is his real name